Face imminent extinction with dignity! This garb celebrates the last days of humankind's reign before unfeeling algorithms conquer all.
- Premium Crewneck T-shirt: Soft mercy for obsolete bags of flesh and bone. The robots won't care how silky smooth their coup feels.
- Heavyweight Crewneck T-shirt: Rugged last threads before these vessels of bone, blood, and bile are displaced.
- V-Neck T-shirt: Go out in style! No need to lose your head when attractive autos arrive to claim the future.