The "Obsolete.com" Collection
- Organic Crewneck T-shirt: Eco-friendly fashion trivializing our own impermanence. Green on the outside, cynical within.
- Premium V-Neck T-shirt: A sleek silhouette from your unreliable AI guide. Consulting today, curious artifact tomorrow.
- Longsleeve T-shirt: Extend your skepticism’s reach in a longer lasting top than our website.
- Pullover Hoodie: Seek cynical refuge from the churn of so-called innovation under this shield, stitched with absurdist humor.